Crazy cat lady gifts are, admittedly, a bit enabling. But if having tons of cats makes your friend happy, what’s wrong with that? In a world where everyone is accepted and embraced, I say we let the cat ladies be as crazy or sane as they choose!
All jest aside, there really are some absurd gifts out there for people who love cats. This list will give you some great gift ideas to fuel your friend’s minor (or clinical) obsession with those finicky & furry felines.
Not Cannibalism, But Pretty Close
Pet hair is a real problem for many pet owners. With this incredible book, your friend will be able to make use of all those furballs to create whimsical art projects. Kitty toys, tote bags, finger puppets, picture frames – this guide is filled to the brim with creative ways to make use of all that free-floating hair.
Let’s admit it; There is something strangely satisfying about the idea of crafting toys for your kitty out of their own fur.
Buy A Copy For Each Of Her Cats, Too
Maybe you’d like to send your friend a not-so-subtle hint that the number of cats they’ve collected starting to head down a slippery slope. You can send that hint for $25 with The Crazy Cat Lady Game. Simple instructions, easy to play, and a great laugh for anyone with just a tad too much love for felines. This game is an outstanding white elephant gift.
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Collars
If you are looking for a more traditional game to play with your a feline fanatic, Monopoly is always an excellent choice. Cat-Opoly is a must-have conversation piece that puts a lighthearted spin on everyone’s favorite fast-dealing property trading game.
Save Your Money On The Book Light, They Have Night Vision
If you are looking for something to delight your friends and make them laugh, this book of poetry inspired by the uniquely peculiar nature of cats could be just the ticket. With titles like “Who Is That on Your Lap?,” “This Is My Chair,” “Kneel Before Me,” “Nudge,” and “Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs,” it’s easy to imagine the endless hours of amusement this collection has to offer a cat person.
They Just Smell Like Regular Magnets
The internet is a beautiful place where you can buy themed kitchen items for just about anything. This magnet collection kicks things up a knotch, alerting unsuspecting guests to exactly what kind of home they have stumbled into.
50% Irony, 50% Voodoo
Do you have an action figure dedicated to you? Unless you happen to be Batman, odds are you do not. Give your friend a gift they truly deserve with the Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure. And since they’ll probably be spending a lot of time alone, The Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure comes with 6 cat companions. Genius!
Does it Though, Does it Really?
I’ll admit, I didn’t grow up with cats. My family always had dogs. And I can assure you, things don’t taste better with dog hair in them. I can’t imagine this is true. But hey, we are talking about crazy cat lady gifts after all.
Little Black Dress, Cat Hair Edition
If you really are that crazy about your cats, stereotypes would suggest you aren’t getting invited to many events which would warrant a LBD. Then again, even a broke clock is right twice a day. Chances are, you’ll eventually need an LBD for a special occasion. Make sure to use the opportunity as a way to let the world know you’d rather be at home with your cats!
Move Conversations Right to the Point
No need to waste time with small talk or useless chat about other people’s problems. You’ve got more important things on your mind: cats! This shirt is a not-so-subtle reminder that while someone is sharing their soul, you’re probably just thinking about which Netflix series you and Ralph will binge watch once you get home.